My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

Geek: GL/PA/O

I'm a geek of literature.

   a geek of performing arts.

   a geek of other occupations.

Dress: d-

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

Shape: s+:

I'm a little taller than most.

I'm as round as an average geek.

Age: a?

I'm immortal.

Computers: C++>$

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

    I'd like to be making money at this.

Unix: !U

I refuse to use Unix.

Perl: P

I know Perl exists, but that's all.

Linux: L+

I've managed to get Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.

Emacs: !E

I don't use Emacs.

Web: W+++>$

I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.

    I'd like to be making money at this.

Usenet: !N

I don't use Usenet.

Usenet Oracle: !o

I don't consult the Usenet Oracle.

Kibo: K

I know who Kibo is.

Windows: w+

I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire.

OS/2: O-

Tried it, didn't like it.

Macintosh: !M

I don't use a Mac.

VMS: !V

I don't use VMS.

Politics-Social: PS++

I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.

Politics-Economic: PE

Distrust both government and business.

Cypherpunks: !Y

I am not a cypherpunk.

PGP: PGP-

I don't have anything to hide.

Trek: t+

It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.

Babylon 5: !5

I don't watch Babylon 5.

X-Files: !X

I don't watch X-Files.

Roleplaying: R+*

I thought life WAS role-playing?

Television: tv+

I watch some tv every day.

Books: b++

I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.

Dilbert: DI--

Don't read it, but I think the dog is kinda cute.

DOOM!: !D

I don't play Doom.

Geek Code: G+

I was once G++ (or higher), but the new versions are getting too long and too complicated.

Education: e?

What's an education?

Housing: h

Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.

Relationships: r+

I date frequently, bouncing from one relationship to another.

Sex[f]: x+*

I'm a pervert.